3 Drinks You Should NEVER Drink… and one you should. #YOLO
I know these take you back to yesteryear but let’s be smart about this. Remember that sticky/tangy feeling on your tongue afteryou popped the top off one of these? Well - there’s a reason for it.
Ingredients: Contains 11% of Fruit Juice, Cherry(ies) Chucklin Juice (What on earth is this?):, Water, Corn Syrup High Fructose (note the re arranged to fool the simple-minded consumer), Pear(s) Juice From Concentrate, Malic Acid (yum), Citric Acid (yum), Potassium Sorbate (Preservative) , Red 40 (how fun- they put red in here- what color was it before), Flavor(s) Artificial (what are we speaking Spanish with the adjective after the noun?), Berry B. Wild Juice :, Water, Corn Syrup High Fructose (again), Pear(s) Juice From Concentrate, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative) , Flavor(s) Artificial, Blue 1 (well thank god it wasn’t blue 2).
2. Kool-aid - Ohh Yeaaaaa-
Now I know the big Koolaid guy is awesome and provided some solid entertainment for we kids of the 90s buttake a look at… well, whatever the hell is in it.
Ingredients: CITRIC ACID, MALTODEXTRIN, SALT, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF ASCORBIC ACID (VITAMIN C), NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, YELLOW 5, YELLOW 6, RED 40.
In my flagrant attempt to find the ingredients of tang, I received entirely too much information and made the executive decision to NOTenlighten you all with the boring details. The important point is this: if you don’t know what it is, it has a number on the end of it, if it takes more than 1 minute to list the ingredients…. it’s probably not great for you.
To support this theory, here are just a few of the Tang ingredients: Yellow 5, Yellow 6 (no I’m not kidding), Artificial Color, Natural Flavor, Orange Juice Solids, and Calcium Phosphate (which prevents caking).
Everyone, yourselves a favor and remember that wonderful but slightly altered quote by Mark Twain:
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did drink than by the ones you did. So throw out the tang. Sail away from the Kool-Aid. Catch the trade winds while sipping your Vitalyte. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Or in the words of the modern renaissance man/woman: #YOLO… Drink Vitalyte.